Hail the Nerd!

Anyone who's played RPG's (by which I mean true RPG's, not your average Diablo hackfest) would as a rule be familiar with character sheets. They are arguably the most important asset a player possesses; behind those confusing digits and hastily scrawled statistics are the player's characters, his avatars and living (figuratively speaking) embodiments of his wrath against the pitiful scum standing in the way of him and glory. Because this is my blog (read: place for stupid stuff), and also because I'm feeling particularly partial to RPG's now, I'm going to list out my life in the form of a character sheet... So that you'd have a clear list of reasons why to avoid me:

Name: Eugene Lee Zhe Rui

Class: Gamenerd (Lvl 16)

Alignment: Lawful Good (Heavily disputed)

Abilities:
Strength 1
Dexterity 2
Intelligence -10
Wisdom -10
Constituion 3
Charisma -10

Feats:
Bloody Annoying : You gain a negative 10 bonus on all Speech checks thanks to your charming personality.

Insane : You have a 10% chance to be affected by Frenzy regardless of Spell Resistance, sending you into bouts of irrational violence. Frenzy as a result of this feat cannot be dispelled and will only wear off after getting your butt handed to you by your would-be assault victims.

Gamer : Long exposure to games have honed your senses. You gain +2 Dexterity and a bonuc +5 to Speech checks when conversing about games.

Self-righteous Dick : You possess a donkey-like stubborness in your own misguided personal beliefs and are rarely swayed by others. You gain +3 to Will checks.

DoTA Hater : You are a sworn enemy of the Defence of the Ancients community, and gain +5 in your Taunt checks against all DoTA gamers. You also gain the ability to attack DoTA players regardless of PVP availability in your current zone.

Favored Enemy (DoTA Players) : You gain +1 AC against DoTA Players and +1 to Attack and Damage when fighting DoTA Players.

Weapon Focus (Mouse and Keyboard) : You gain +1 to Attack rolls while wielding this weapon, but suffer a -2 penalty when using game controllers.

Selfish Jerk : You are a jerk. This feat grants a -10 bonus to all Speech Checks, Barter Checks, Effect Checks, Attack Rolls and negates all non-equipment AC bonuses (including spells/magical effects) on your character. Because you are a jerk and deserve to die.